Yuck! Feathers on my eggs. Why would anybody want that? Hasn’t biological engineering advanced sufficiently, we can produce animals without archaic useless traits? Why would chickens need feathers? It’s not like they are pillows or anything. […]
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The nightmare of grocery shopping on Saturdays… if somebody pointed a gun to my head and asked me to rank people of the world, “other people” would be pretty high on the list of people I hate. […]
I may go to D18 too often – it’s come to a point where I don’t think twice before leaving home without my wallet. That could have been a fun situation at the supermarket had I not discovered it halfway there… […]
Stage: closed bar. Cast: 3 gay guys, 3 straight guys, 1 girl. Situation: an ABBA song starts playing. Who calls it first? If you didn’t put your money on me, you’re not very good at internet or reality. […]
Dutch cigarettes come with little language lessons. For example, now I know that “Roken is dodelijk” means “smoking tastes great and makers you look cool.” […]
A T-bone steak is the grown-up version of alphabet soup. Also, less soup. […]