Theory: Ke$ha’s Dancing With Tears in My Eyes is a song about chopping onions at a discotheque. […]
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Sometimes, I like to play this game where I see if it is possible to ask iTunes to create a genius playlist from a song in my library without the result including Britney Spears. It’s a silly game where you lose if you win, but I just managed by seeding it with Sclub7’s Reach. […]
Almost hit an old woman on the way to work. The old jerk apparently thought “I’m an old crone, no reason to wait for a red light, and the nice young man will certainly wait till I get my old law-breaking ass hauled past him, even though he has the right of way.” Well, she […]
AmEx really, really, really wants me to have a shinier card. They’ve now sent me three letters and called me twice to upgrade my card. […]
In case you were wondering, there is such a thing as a documentary on bronies. Not only that, it’s on Netflix and every bit as disturbing as you’d expect. Now, I feel like watching something less disgusting like a 5 hour black/white Russian silent documentary about sewage or something. […]
The microwave is making explody sounds. Doesn’t really bode well for my breakfast, but any individual endeavoring to reduce the number of explosions in the world should be taken out back and experience one first-hand, so I’ll leave it be for now. As the song goes: Tik Tik Boom! […]