At the station, there’s an ad for “de lekkerste rundvleeskroket.” That’s a bit like “the most tasteful joke poking fun at minorities” or “the happiest Jew in Auschwitz.” […]
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Picking clothes: it all comes down to a choice whether to wear pink, sparkly, or glow-in-the-dark. Somebody should combine the three in a single Britney shirt, and I could focus my attention elsewhere. […]
I took Zimbio’s Disney princesses personality quiz and I’m Mulan! Who are you?
According to science (aka an internet test!) I’m not a high heels princess. Good to know. Find out which princess best suits your personality, then live happily ever after. http://ift.tt/1fGRFvM […]
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Soon off to have drinks. MANLY drinks. Like piña colada shots (that’s regular piñas you shoot instead of drinking slowly) and strawberry coladas (if available) in most hardcore shade of pink possible. […]
I’ve now entered the 1990s: I have a cell phone! I shall use it to make prank calls and take embarrassing pictures. […]
Butt treasures! http://ift.tt/1dsrwwx […]