If anybody wants to get a hold of me (and let’s be honest: you do), know that my phone is out of commission, has been for a week or so, and remain so until the next iOS update. You can catch me using FB message or iMessage. You can also try Skype, one of my […]
Tag: Status Updates
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You know how Hitler gave up after loosing one teeny tiny world war? I’m much like that and heading to bed now, hoping to sleep more than 4 hours tonight. […]
You would think that if evolution was really true, all the dumb fucks arguing against it would be extinct by now. […]
Do you like rape? Do you like abuse? Are you a jerk? Do you like rape? If you can answer no to any of these, never go to Dubai. They are very much in favor of all. […]
Beach time over – time for beer and meat. Come join if you don’t sympathize with genocide. […]