Goodie. I locked myself out of my VTB internet bank. I’m sure it’ll be fun to get that restored, what with my inability to speak Russian and many Russians’ inability to speak anything but Russian. I wonder if repeating пиво will get it back to normal…? […]
Tag: Status Updates
Time for a tragic song: ♬ I’m dancing with beers in my eyes Just fighting to get to the bar I’m losing it (losing it) [x3] With every beer I drink I’m faded but sober inside I’ve wasted the beer in my glass I’m Losing it (losing it) [x3] With every beer I drink ♪ […]
When you don’t like coins but pay cash a lot of the time, you sure do accumulate a lot of the shit… Now, do I go to the bank or do I drive a cashier at Mediamarkt insane by buying an expensive shiny with coins only…? […]
I like to think that I have perfected laundry sorting (so any suggestion otherwise will be regarded with disdain); simple categories: white, colored, underwear, black, bed-linen, kilts, Roskilde. […]
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing but expecting a different outcome, I think my Roomba’s insane. It keeps stopping and asking me to “please remove and clean its brushes” (I assume that’s the Roomba version of the prison “please pick up the soap”). It didn’t happen the first 20 times, ain’t […]
Cleaning up, I’ve so far found: 4 expired credit cards, left-over drink tokens from 6 separate occasions, flyers for 3 events I promised to go to but didn’t, 3 lighters, 2 Philips shavers, 3 pink iPhone covers, 2 empty water bottles, 7 ballpoint pens, an iPad (it’s the same one I found last time I […]