Oh we’re in Дания, where “dude in military uniform” means “kid about to get drunk” and not “yes this automatic gunamajig is loaded and 5 of my friends have loaded rifles pointed at you from locations you cannot see”. Like, literally, they just drew straws about who had to go get beers after seeing mine. […]
Tag: Status Updates
I’m officially old. The bus driver apologized were arriving late (I told her which train I needed to catch) by: “all the young people are going into town.” […]
Completely forgot what it means when you make sure to mention a LARGE beer in Denmark. No matter; there’s half an hour till the bus. […]
Funny fact: when I step to the priority lane, they double-check my boarding pass. Doesn’t happen to most others… maybe it’s because I’m not a million years old. Maybe it’s because I’m not wearing a suit. We’ll never know. […]
Little known – and, I guess, little cared about – fact: it’s not easy b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶e̶n̶getting a sewing kit at the airport. My my Britney brand travelers bag broke :-/ […]
I’m so fricking mature! I wrote an entire comment for an online PC meeting about how everyone were on the borderline without making a single Madonna reference. Explicitly. If you have never heard the song. Weiner. […]