It seems that people are retards. I get a lot of traffic on my homepage from people searching for Google on a competing image search engine. And their spelling is preposterous. […]
Tag: Status Updates
Just received a new Visa card. This may be the first time in a decade I’ve received a new card due to the old one expiring and not because I drunkenly lost the old one. […]
Maybe I should move to my out-of-office office… […]
On Brit-Brit’s birthday, I’m at my lowest weight in more than 10 years. I’m back home. I’m so happy. Normally, and more realistically, fml, but ilml (I love my life). […]
You know, if you take Brit-brit’s current age (31), subtract the month (12) and day (2) of her birthday, and then add 6% sales tax, you get 18. Like D18. Coincidence? I think not! […]
D18 […]