I think I just ordered another Corona. My scheme of always replying Да when asked anything in Russian finally pays off. Then again,it is a Corona.… […]
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Done packing with an hour to spare… I hope they sell beer in the lobby… […]
I would be a great homo: I sure packed that shit like a pro. #TastefulJokes #Sorry […]
I wonder how much I’d have to bribe the maid to pack my stuff? […]
Any designers out there with some left-over negative space, I can put in my suitcase to fit all my stuff? […]
Dear Britney, this year for britmas, I want a non-Euclidian suitcase. […]