In celebration of the horrid comics I put up, I’ve dug thru my folders, and found some even worse ones. They are not funny, but they contain puns, the most high-brow kind of humor only second to jokes about poop.
I thought it would be funny to make jokes based on the catch-phrase: “progress is my middle name”, and started out with the first one. As you can hopefully see, it wasn’t.
![Against Progress](https://westergaard.eu/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Against-Progress.png)
![Progress Bar](https://westergaard.eu/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Progress-Bar-450x278.png)
![Progress Towards More Technology](https://westergaard.eu/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Progress-Towards-More-Technology-450x267.png)
Now, it gets really bad (I mean, it was bad before, but now it gets worse). For your understanding it may help (but probably not) knowing that “Rapport” is a danish nudie magazine and rapport in english it “report”. And as a PhD you have to write a progress report in the middle of your studies and that I in 2006, when I made these, was putting the final touches on my progress report. If I have not already destroyed any (lack of) joke, I bring you:
![Progress Report](https://westergaard.eu/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Progress-Report.png)
You’d think it couldn’t get any worse, but, heh, I manage:
![Progressive](https://westergaard.eu/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Progressive.png)
As a consolation, I bring you a better joke: Poop.
Oh well, at least it’s funnier than Monday-hating, lasagna-loving orange cats.