More Accomplishments!
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Not being one to run any mildly amusing thing into the ground, here are more of Chairman Mao’s accomplishments:
Little known fact: Chairman Mao invented the moon. Here he is seen shortly after the invention. Unlike the Americans, Mao did not need a goofy-looking helmet. Also, his flag would blow in the wind because he willed it to!
Chairman was also crowned Miss World and both first and second runner up in a very competitive crowd. After only a few other contestants disappeared Mao was unanimously elected as winner by the remaining judges. His entry in the talent competition was the invention of the wheel.
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