Your PC is now Stoned! Windows 8 in a nutshell: https://www.eviscerati.org/comics/comic/hd/2013/01/Twisty-Maze
(Two internet points for getting the stoned reference…) CUSTOMER: I’m on a screen. I can tell I’m on a screen. But I can’t get OUT of the screen! I can’t CLOSE the screen! I can’t EXIT the screen! There is no close button! There are no menus! I have a computer full of software and THIS IS THE ONLY PROGRAM I WILL EVER BE ALLOWED TO USE. https://www.eviscerati.org/comics/comic/hd/2013/01/Twisty-Maze