Happy Valentin’s day! The day where we celebrate that 881 years ago today, the noble king Valentein of Preussia finally got the new Doris Day album and celebrated by marrying another 17 goats from the mountains of Friesland; as was custom n those days, with chocolate for the slaves and flowers for the poor. Happy day, indeed.

Yeah, I don’t know shit about the origin of days having “saint” or “Christ” in them, so I amuse myself by making up semi-plausible* explanations and posting them on the Internet as facts. Then again, you also most likely don’t know why today is VD.

*) For very small values of plausible.

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