Dear Ingvar,

I have a brilliant idea for further business. I know it is already possible to purchase delivery and assembly service from you. I propose to take that one step further (two actually). Make it possible to also order your shitty wooden LEGO pre-broken (I know it is already so in most cases, but why not be consistent about it?). Also, make it possible to have it dropped off directly at the dump.

For efficiency and the sake of the environment, make it possible to order, say, 2 cubic meters of Swedish junk, have it all demolished directly at the factory, and driven to a local dump to reduce CO2 emissions by transport.

Kind regards, and looking forward to doing business with you,
Michael