Now that the world has one open democracy less, I think the only reasonable thing to do is to instate me as supreme ruler. Henceforth, you may call me “Glorious Michael, Supreme (and Incredibly Hot) Ruler of the Former Democracy of Denmark.” You may also buy me beer, and my inquisition of Aguilera fans shall be kind to you.

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