Random thoughts from the shower: if I’m ever having kids, it has to be exactly two. Three are too many and it’s an established fact that only children turn up serial killers. Any child of mine won’t be smart enough to evade the police for long, and they are gonna amuse me when I get old and not stay in prison, britdamnit!

Yeah, dunno where that came from. My brain mysterious m̶y̶s̶t̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ wonderful ways.