My bag of toiletries, lovingly and carefully selected among several top brands in Schiphol, comprises: one (1) toothbrush brand toothbrush, one (1) doohickey with toothpaste brand toothpaste, one (1) Chanel brand deodorant, one (1) liter Dalmore brand fifteen (15) years old single malt scotch, and ten (10) De Olifant brand corona cigars.

I chose wisely, though I’m in doubt about the tooth paste – that shit is known to ruin your next beer…

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