I don’t know why people scoff at first world problems as if they were somehow less important. First world problems have a real probability of actually pertaining to me, whereas third world problems tend to fall into the category “other people’s problems,” which is really just an elaborate way of saying “I don’t care.”

On an unrelated note, I’m currently struggling with deciding whether to get a pink or baby blue iPhone cover. And whether to have a bad sandwich or a pint for breakfast.