I think in today’s society, it’s important to consider the morals of what we eat. Remember, humans have a choice but cuddly bunny rabbits do not! It is therefore cruel to eat the animal’s food when we have alternatives such as pork. Pigs are cannibals, so not only do we do the bunny rabbits a favor by not stealing their food, we also rid pigs of a natural and cruel predator.

In related news, I just made a greasy-ass sandwich with bacon. Live strong bunny friends!