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Month: December 2013
I put the spirit in britmas spirit. I put the beer in britmas beer. I put the shots in santas little helper. Wait, that last one doesn’t really work… […]
Grease 3
Have you guys seen the movie “Grease 3: The Baconing”? It’s britsome. […]
Cooking protip: if you’re doubling a recipe calling for half a bottle of wine, you can’t just use one bottle of wine; you have to use two half bottles, leaving you with two half bottles. If you are doubling a recipe calling for no wine, use two half bottles (not the ones from before). […]
Decided to try something new, and so I washed the floor in the hallway. Found a discount coupon for Dominos. With a calendar on the back. A 2010 calendar to be more specific. I moved in in 2011. […]
‘Tis the time where we celebrate the events leading to king Herod killing all babies in Jerusalem (save for one which would have led to far fewer wars in the past couple millennia). Happy baby-killing celebrations everybody! […]