I slept like a baby last night – apparently my “drink till the early morning the night before” cure for insomnia works! (I don’t have insomnia.)

Scratch that part about the baby too – babies are essentially screaming factories for production of mucus and half-assed shit. I slept like a teenager last night. Just shifted 6 hours earlier.

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