Patent pending: I just solved the computer security problem – no password required. I just configured all my programs to display their user interfaces in French. Confuses the shit out of everybody. Of course, the way I reconfigured my keyboard and mouse also helps. […]
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This is not the kind of training I wanted when going to work. It’s the opposite of what I wanted. […]
I declare today international day of misery. Not only do I have to peruse public transport like some smelly hobo or student, I also have to do clothes shopping. The greedy children of the country of Africa got nothing on me when it comes to wretchedness. […]
Yippie. Gear cable broken in buttfuck nowhere. I wonder if they even have taxis here? […]
The correct pronunciation of segue annoys me. Yes, I’m aware it’s supposed to be pronounced as the as the fat-guy walking stick Segway, but for ages I’ve pronounced it in French inside my head. To make matters worse, I listen to a podcast biking to and from work, which insists on using the word every […]
Albert Heijn’s new protein shake tastes like a little piece of heaven. And by that I mean it tastes like death. It’s like the Xtina of pop. It’s the new Coke. It’s the late 30s solution to the early 30s recession in Germany. […]