Take your age in years. Add the number of days since the beginning of the year and divide the result by the day of the month when you were born. Multiply the result with Britney’s birthday, 1202, and subtract 743. Then add the month in which you were born and find the remainder when dividing by 17. Write down the result. Congratulations, you’ve just done a bunch of pointless math on a Friday, you giant dork!