I’m contemplating becoming a vegetarian.

I don’t really eat meat anymore anyway, and if I’m a veggie I am allowed to be all holy (well, holier) about it, difficult when eating out or in with others, and I can act all smug about animal rights and environment and other bullshit I don’t give a damn about.

Is there a page where you sign up, like for becoming a racist, or do you just say it out loud 3 times, like becoming a ninja?