Ebola comes from Africa. Birds come from Spain. Sinterklaas arrived Saturday with his zwarte pieten. Sunday the largest outbreak of what non-experts dub “the most dangerous outbreak of super bird Ebola” is discovered in the Netherlands, just days after Kim Kardashian’s butt picture. Coincidence? The outbreak happened in November. JFK was assassinated in November. Need more proof? November rhymes with Movember. The disease was brought by hipster pornstar-lookalikes somehow! #AsinineConspiracyTheories