Signs you might have been eating too healthy for too long:
– judging a restaurant based on its salad and vegetarian assortment rather than its meat
– for a considerable amount of time considering if there’s any dish other than a salad that would be great with red kidney beans
– thinking of going on an unhealthy bender and pigging out on mashed potatoes
– trying and failing to remember when you last ate beef (or any other non-bacon red meat for that matter)

Bonkers thoughts that non-ironically entered my mind the past week: see above.