Am I the only one who thinks Microsoft Visio could have been a better product if Microsoft had spent money on literal crack instead of a crack team dedicated solely to make every function as counter-intuitive to use as possible?

Heck, they could have spent the money on a goon whose only job was to kick me in the groin, and that would have been a more pleasant experience than 5 minutes with Visio. I believe Visio is literally Satan with a worse path-finding algorithm. Iran and ISIS may have nukular bombs, but we will win, because we have Visio. Visio is what killed John Lennon. It’s the peak of computer programming, from which we can only move upwards.

I miss OmniGraffle… #GuessWhatIHaveBeenDoingToday