It’s beautiful how Alexis Tsipras made Greece into the perfect socialist paradise modeled after the hey-day of the СССР: no access to money, diminishing access to food, dwindling access to fuel, and early retirement immediately after finished studies due to lack of jobs.

I’m sure that financial genius Yanis Varoufakis will come up with a financial plan that will make the old Soviet planned economists proud for how the 1.5 billion Euros they got in s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ totally a prepayment or an oil-line or whatever and very much not just money to spite the EU and US from Russia will be sufficient to repay the approximately 350 billion owed to EU, incite growth in Greece and reduce the retirement age to 33 years.