I’m thinking of a career shift to becume a porn movie director. I just need a rape-stache, because I’ve already got my first script:

A HANDSOME PERSON OF YOUR PREFERRED GENDER IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN WHAT IS OBVIOUSLY GREECE. GREEK STATUES AND COLUMNS ARE AROUND. POSSIBLY A HORSE CHARIOT RACE OR SOME SHIT. PORN MUSIC IS PLAYING.

Handsome person: I wonder what it is like not to know the difference between doric, ionic, and corinthian columns? Luckily I do because I am so very, very Greek.

HANDSOME PERSON SPOTS AND ATM – LO AND BEHOLD, THERE’S NO LINE!

Handsome person: Oh my, I think I’ll engage in some frivolous spending. Let me just withdraw some euro-moneys here in the land that invented democracy for rich white males only.

ZOOM IN ON ATM. PERSON PUTS IN CARD AND IS OFFERED TO WITHDRAW EURO 70. PERSON REJECTS. PERSON IS IN DOUBT, BUT ENDS UP CLICKING TO WITHDRAW EURO 250.

Handsome person: Oh my, these EURO 100 shall sweeten my evening with frivolous spending. Oh Greeze (pun!), I only meant to withdraw EURO 100, which is more than EURO 60. What shall I do with this excess EURO 150? No matter, I’ll just leave it here in the money-ATM-machine and be on my way to some frivolous spending of my EURO 100. Greece invented triangles as well.

PERSON LEAVES BEHIND THE EXCESSIVE MONEYS AND IS ON THEIR WAY.

Handsome person: Wait a minute?!? The economy is not in ruins by some crazy-ass communist – I can just use my credit and debet cards spending real EUROS electronically without any problem, locally and internationally. Let me just get rid of this trash in the land that invented lawyers.

HANDSOME PERSON THROWS AWAY EURO 100 IN THE TRASH BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS STRONG AND HE DOESN’T NEED THEM.

FADEOUT.