You know how, when you are at museums, you always poke the dead dudes (m/f) and play around with the ancient blow-horns and pottery? Then you take home a sword and a 2000 years dead horse and start riding it around (the sword) instead of using your pleb modern “car” or “bicycle?”

Yeah, I’m playing with JBoss 5. I wonder when I’ll have to set up a gopher server on VMS or update a FidoNet to UUCP gateway written in Turbo Pascal. #BringOnTheCobol