Beige. There’s a non-color if there ever was one. It can pretend to be a real color by masquerading as “creme” or “custard,” but we all know it’s really just a pale brown. Nobody has heard of Kieslowski’s Beige. He kept to real colors: blue, white, and red. Mix red and white and you get […]
Category: Status Updates
So simple, yet so effective… http://youtu.be/_A757HdHcKI […]
Needs more Britney
As a wise man once said: Needs more Britney. That was me. I said that. […]
Michael
That’s 5 1/2 years ago exactly today. Hoping my next move will be a bit less dramatic… https://www.facebook.com/701526251/posts/113981908638953 […]
05 Indila – Comme Un Bateau
Sure, it may be a song about sailing thru life despite hardship, but I still insist on hearing the chorus as “comme un gâteau.” Talk about a Freudian slip. Or château. Or cadeau. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW-AgmvXz0A […]
Service announcement. November is spelled November. With an N. The only purpose served by letting your mustache grow during November is to make you look more like a porn actor from the 80s or alternatively a rapist. […]