I just started my own crypto-currency, much like Bitcoin. I call it the BritCoin. In many respects it is much safer, more stable, and more secure than Bitcoin, Dogecoin, PonziCoin (which surprisingly turned out to be a scam!) and all the other Dunning-Krugerrands. This is mostly achieved by me being too lazy to even actually start it up, making it the hitherto shortest-lived bit-con. This also makes it the least stolen fake-money currency ever devised and the one used to purchase the least amount of drugs. As the currency is wholly controlled by a single party (moi) that party (also moi) is free to set the price and any level they (moi) desire. The BritCoin is one of the few buttcoin clones which has never seen one of their exchanges hacked or mysteriously disappearing with their owner. As we never actually wasted time “mining” any BritCoins it is also the most environmentally friendly asperger-dollar.

I was actually contemplating setting up a site with a lazy block-chain and a half-assed logo, but I really couldn’t be bothered taking it further than coming up with the perfect name. I have read way too much about bitcoin the past days, though.