Ever since I contemplated going to the dentist last week, it’s felt as if my brain is trying to leave my skull. Life is exactly like the medical documentary Psychonauts.

That, or I have some ear infection.

Going with Hickam’s dictum, I’ve been trying to keep my ears warm which is only made more difficult by my very reasonable principle that people wearing hats in public are either rapists or old people (e.g., Santa).