I think Britney Spears’ next album should be called Benign.

It would elegantly juxtapose the direct meaning reflecting sweet and gentle nature with the irony of applying it to her less-than-innocent shows, essentially reflecting the growth of her career from a sweet and innocent girl at the top of the 90s to a mature and daring woman of the 00s and 10s.

But mostly it’s the phonetic argument that everybody has been referring to is as #B9 for over a year now.