Unless, of course, you’re a Christian nut and believes the world is 6000 years old, or a Last Thursdayist believing it to be 6 days old. […]
Month: July 2016
Sometimes, I upgrade my software only because the new version has a prettier splash screen. My main motivation for looking into upgrading Eclipse is the very colorful splash screen of Eclipse Neon. […]
I tried sprucing up my time reporting by changing the front-end language of SAP to Finnish. For whatever reason I can’t seem to make the setting stick. Anybody knows how to do that? It’s some shitty web portal thing. […]
Henceforth, I shall misabuse the word “misabuse” in place of “use.” And I’ll insist that “use” is archaic and people should just learn to count negations modulo two. […]
Why do vacation auto-responders contain “thank you for your mail?” Nobody is happy to receive mail. Here’s a new template you can copy and paste instead of that: Dear Sender, I’m off and I’m not going to read your mail. When I get back, I plan to spend all morning looking at vacation photos during […]
WSJ had an article about when women should go sleeveless. For the benefit of all men who might have the same doubt, here’s Michael’s handy guide for if men should wear anything without sleeves: No. Unless you’re a domestic abuser, and even then only sparingly. […]