I’still a bit green to the private sector, but it’s completely kosher to mute my phone and cancel all meetings on grounds that “new Britney Spears music is being released and I have to be ready to listen to it the minute it is released/leaked and for the remainder of the d̶a̶y̶ w̶e̶e̶k̶ month,” right? […]
Month: July 2016
Deforestation
I’m like some sort of Gardening wizard. I removed all the ugly bushes and trees. Front garden before (April): Front garden after: Front garden in May: Front garden today (July): It’s a shame that copper nailing trees seems to be an urban legend; I should find some way to kill the stupid street tree spewing […]
Britney Spears will be premiering her new song #PrivateShow tomorrow! #B9
Britmas is coming!!!! 😍 http://britney-galaxy.com/britney-spears-will-be-premiering-her-new-song-privateshow-tomorrow-b9/ […]
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Deforestation
I’m like some sort of Gardening wizard. I removed all the ugly bushes and trees. Front garden before (April): Front garden after: Front garden in May: Front garden today (July): It’s a shame that copper nailing trees seems to be an urban legend; I should find some way to kill the stupid street tree […]
This just in: the main reason for the Brexit is that Boris thought he heard somebody say they’d get £350M/week to spend on haircare. […]
To all my French friends: don’t think of it as you lost the football championships. Think of it as you won second place, just like Germany during the world wars. […]