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“Russia to sever ties to west.”
“Putin axes the difficult questions.”
“Putin to become anime girl.”
That man is a treasure. Once President Trump takes office early next year, we will have completed step two of the master plan to eliminate all stand-up comedians and evening show hosts.
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