So, it seems I have those snails everybody with gardens are complaining about.

Apparently, evolution didn’t teach them that animals have basically two chances of survival: be cute or be tasty. And being tasty only buys you time.

I presume those fuckers are responsible for the holocaust of my ball pepper plants, so I decided to think of humane ways of disposing of them. Building a guillotine just seemed like too much work, and I’m not even sure how an electrical chair would even work for snails. Those things have no legs, so what would one even look like?

While the ball pepper extinction event made me rather salty, I’ll bet it didn’t make me half as salty as the Endlösung der Schneckefrage I finally went for.