Anybody looking for an Apple Watch? Got one to spare, 38mm aluminum. You can choose from a selection comprising a girly baby blue arm band and 3 different manly pink ones. […]
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So, it seems I have those snails everybody with gardens are complaining about. Apparently, evolution didn’t teach them that animals have basically two chances of survival: be cute or be tasty. And being tasty only buys you time. I presume those fuckers are responsible for the holocaust of my ball pepper plants, so I decided […]
I think it’s time to switch super markets. Albert Heijn is just getting worse and worse. Today, I had to tell the poor cashier-kid I did not want to participate in no less than 4 promotions (koopzegels, airmiles, restaurantzegels, and regular bonuskaart). Plus tell her I didn’t want a receipt. […]
How many failing social networks with do Google want? How about buying Plurk, that self-hosted one nobody uses? App.net? That one that was wildly popular for a week or so a year ago? […]
Google is reportedly interested in buying Twitter
How many failing social networks with do Google want? How about buying Plurk, that self-hosted one nobody uses? App.net? That one that was wildly popular for a week or so a year ago? https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/23/google-salesforce-twitter-sale/ […]
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I call shenanigans about the Yahoo! hack. Does anybody believe they have 500 mio users? And if they somehow count all accounts a dozen or so times, I’m certain that roughly 95% of their users are prince doctor attorneys from Nigeria with sufficient oil bribe inheritance funds to purchase a new account. […]