I understand waterproof Bluetooth speakers with suction cups.

Their existence is an indiscussable good thing – it allows me to listen to Britney or WSJ in the shower so the time isn’t wasted without having to blast Toxic at 110 dB on my Beolit with improved bathroom acoustics for my neighbors before sunrise.

I like that my speaker has volume control and skip buttons. They allow me to crank up the Glory or skip the Joanne. That’s just common sense.

What puzzles me, however, is the answer call button? Who answers calls in the shower? More to the point, who calls before 7?