Do you want to harness the power of a highly paid consultant at the price of a drunk monkey? Well, why not ask a drunk monkey consultant? Ask any of 2^128 drunk monkeys any question and get an instant answer. Each monkey will respond consistently to all your questions, but the monkeys might not agree. […]
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All I need for using regular tools for simultaneous linear equations is a field, right? And {0, 1} with addition modulo 2 and xor is a field, isn’t it? It seems to me it’s just regular Z_2 arithmetics, but it’s a bit too Monday to check. I want to solve up to 128 equations with […]
Story from the real world: yesterday, I was walking down the street, just chatting with a friend, minding our own business. A woman approaches and tells us she has been filming us for the past couple minutes, and apparently it’s the funniest video ever. It turns out, the reaction shots of people when somebody innocently […]
Is “there is a problem with SAP” a tautology or a double negation? Because there is, and I went from 0 to 100 on the “don’t care” scale in less than 3 seconds. […]
Being a grown-up means not playing Newton’s cradle even though the Christmas ball ornaments are positioned perfectly for it. […]
I was planning to remodel my attic, and now I’m mostly done. This was the plan for the alcohol corner: And reality. It kind-of looks the sam, except I can’t fly and am not infinitely skinny like in the 3D program. On the plus side, reality has a lot more booze. Computer corner: Reality: Reality […]