Story from the real world: yesterday, I was walking down the street, just chatting with a friend, minding our own business. A woman approaches and tells us she has been filming us for the past couple minutes, and apparently it’s the funniest video ever. It turns out, the reaction shots of people when somebody innocently […]
Month: December 2016
Is “there is a problem with SAP” a tautology or a double negation? Because there is, and I went from 0 to 100 on the “don’t care” scale in less than 3 seconds. […]
Being a grown-up means not playing Newton’s cradle even though the Christmas ball ornaments are positioned perfectly for it. […]
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I was planning to remodel my attic, and now I’m mostly done. This was the plan for the alcohol corner: And reality. It kind-of looks the sam, except I can’t fly and am not infinitely skinny like in the 3D program. On the plus side, reality has a lot more booze. Computer corner: Reality: Reality […]
Somebody at governmental level must have screwed up
Somebody at governmental level must have screwed up, because it seems December 2nd still isn’t a national holiday. I’m celebrating the occasion by taking the day off and listening to some B. 🍰🍾🎈🎉 […]
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I was planning to remodel my attic, and now I’m mostly done. This was the plan for the alcohol corner: And reality. It kind-of looks the sam, except I can’t fly and am not infinitely skinny like in the 3D program. On the plus side, reality has a lot more booze. Computer corner: Reality: Reality […]