I just cast my vote in a PopCrush poll, indicating my preference that Britney Spears perform during the next Super Bowl. I honestly didn’t know that sort of thing was decided by internet poll, but there you go.

I feel like I’ve put my mark on the world. I’ve changed it for the better. Now, I feel like I’m ready to half-assedly sign like two or four Change.org petitions in support of hunger or war or the environment, or perhaps for or against cancer.