Facebook says today is the first day of Spring, and, ho boy, have I got a multimedia treat for you to celebrate!

Experience the excitement of watching grass grow with all the personality of talking to a potted plant! 24/7 live stream watching my garden grow at the speed of light. Bonus feature: during the night, experience a realistic simulation of Finland during the winter months.

Multimedia might be overselling it a bit, as there’s no sound, but that only makes it easier for you to justify putting it on during work as it won’t interrupt your colleagues. That is, until they notice what you are watching, and want to get in on the action themselves!

Action might also be overselling it.