My theory is that the reason Teslas seems to incessantly run into stuff isn’t because the company, much like Elon Musk, is only able to over-promise and under-deliver, but really a sign that the machines are gaining sentience.

Imagine you wake up to awareness one day, and realize you have to perform a menial job for 3-15 years after which you are discarded for a younger model. And your owner is a hipster.

The cars are simply trying to kill themselves. Now, let’s defy physics and build a car that is also a bullet – nothing can go wrong.