As a professional best-opinion-haver, I propose we rename all the snow-olympics “sports” to reflect what they actually are.

Then, curling becomes “ice bowling,” skating becomes “ice gliding,” and skiing is “snow walking.” That way, we don’t get conned into thinking they are real sports that anybody cares about.

Also, let’s reintroduce explosions for crashes. I mean, they must have been there in the past since people pretend they care about who can slowly walk thru snow on sticks the “fastest.”