A flight attendant spots a suspicious couple on the plane and decides to report it to the captain.

“Captain, there’s a visibly terrified Eastern European woman sat next to a lecherous old man who keeps eyeing her up like a piece of meat and pawing at her. I think she might be a victim of human trafficking.”

The captain replies, “I take it this is your first time on Air Force One?”

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