Invest in my crypto-startup now! We create a forum for killer robots to track and monetize how many humans they catch and eat. But on the blockchain.

PayPal me some filthy fiat currency, and I’ll get right on emailing you some crypto tokens or whatever.

NOTE: totally not a scam!
NOTE 2: by “monetize” we don’t mean monetize
NOTE 3: by “create” we mean hireing some boozer off of Fivr to pose as a clown
NOTE 4: our crypto tokens have no value and cannot be exchanged for anything
NOTE 5: we can probably not be bothered to actually pretend to send you crypto tokens

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