Let’s not get carried away and say things we can’t take back about queen whatsherface and king whatswrongwithhisface’s kid. Let’s not use superlatives like “cute,” “looks like any other baby,” or “a human raisin,” but let’s try and keep it in the realm of reality and conclude it “you can barely see the immense inbreeding” and “it would probably fetch a pint’s worth on the organ market.”

#topical #nothalfaweeklate