It’s time to stop wasting time with silly annoyances like “climate change” and “world hunger,” and focus on the real big problem humanity is facing: developing a sunscreen that doesn’t turn you into gooey sweaty mess in the sun, but leaves you dry at a comfortable 17°C and none of this sweaty and greasy like a rapist at a mustache convention 30°C nonsense. #kony2012 #youhadonejob #thedress