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Been spending the morning in a.museum “boring” enough to be blessedly free of children, listening to some Britney while looking at some half-a-milennium-old religious knick knacks for that truly religious experience.

Then it struck me: what if it is really just a case of “ye olde English” spelling, and his name was really Shake Spears? #mind #blown